info.htm: How to search the web, by me

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Yep: Me_mer, that's me.

[Me] [Faq]

This is my third avatar on the web, and time and experience have teached me the importance of keeping contacts with my readers to a minimum. You will therefore endure the following faq before emailing me. Believe me, it is necessary: given half a chance most of the zombies browsing the web nowadays will annoy you with all sort of crappy remarks.
I don't see why you should be interested in my looking or private life, yet I have graciously put a somehow blurry image of myself at the bottom of this page, where I wear my preferred blue searcher's mantel with golden moons and stars. As you can deduce I work (quite hard) as a web-wizard. If you'r still curious, there is a better image of mine, flying on the searcher's carpet, on the main entrance of this site.

FAQ

Q.: Where did you find all the information contained on your site?
A.: I searched for it on the web. In some cases I wrote it myself.

Q.: I linked to your site, will you now please link to mine?
A.: No.

Q.: There is a file / a piece of information / a person that I need very very badly, can you please help me to find it?
A.: No. Learn how to search.

Q.: Hey, I sent you a contribution, why didn't you publish it?
A.: Dunnow, probably went lost, especially if you use microsoft's outlook, which is seriously bugged. Send it again. If I still don't publish it, send it elsewhere: I haven't the time to justify my publishing choices.

Q.: Cool site! D'you want my banner / my money / my web ring / my sponsoring?
A.: No. This is an advertisement free site. I hate sponsors & find all sort of advertisement vulgar. Stick your money up your nose.

Q.: Cool site! D'you need any help?
A.: You may send good essays on advanced searching techniques.

I hope that what I wrote has discouraged you, yet if you really need to e-mail me, then so be it, you will find a working address on the image below (where no bot known to man will be able to use it for evil commercial spamming purposes)
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